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Piatti di Salumi: Renaissance Antipasti & Mostarda (period and non-period recipe included)

“The Royal Feast” by Alonso Sánchez Coello (1531–1588), oil on canvas, public domain. A sumptuous Renaissance banquet scene that captures the richness and communal spirit of salumi, fruit, and condiments on the table.

Piatti di salumi, formaggi, olive, frutta fresca e secca e senape

Plates of cured meats, cheeses, olives, fresh and dried fruit, and mustard — listed on our 12th Night 2024 menu and served during the Primo seruitio posto in Tavola (first service on the table, antipasti). Charcuterie is a modern framing; the Italian period lens is salumi with fruit, bread, olives, and a sweet-hot mostarda. Prepared and plated by Dan Parker, the board leaned rustic and abundant—grapes spilling over, glossy olives, rosemary releasing aroma as diners reached in.

Period Context: Salumi & Mostarda

While “charcuterie” is a French term, the Italian table has long featured salumi—prosciutto, pancetta, lardo, coppa, and regional salami—paired with breads, olives, grapes, and preserved fruits. Renaissance sources also describe mostarda (sweet fruit with mustard heat). Bartolomeo Scappi (1570) includes a Mostarda amabile that blends cooked quince and apple with sugar, candied citrus, and mustard essence.

Scappi, Opera (1570), Libro II, cap. 276 — “Per far Mostarda amabile”
Quince and apples cooked with wine & sugar, worked with candied citrus and spiced with mustard—pounded to a smooth, sweet-hot sauce.

For this feast I used a modern, chutney-style mostarda for ease and flavor balance (link below), which sits comfortably in the same family even if the texture and acidity are more contemporary.

Mostarda: Period vs. Modern (quick comparison)

How Scappi’s mostarda differs from the modern chutney used at feast
Aspect Period (Scappi, 1570) Modern Chutney Used Practical Notes
Fruits Quince & apples; candied citrus peels Apples & pears; dried cherries/cranberries Both seasonal & flexible; quince gives classic perfume
Sweet/acid Sugar + wine + grape must Sugar + white wine + cider vinegar Modern reads more “chutney” from vinegar
Heat Mustard essence/seed Mustard seed + ground mustard + cayenne Adjust heat post-cook to taste
Texture Smooth, pounded sauce Chunky, spoonable conserve Either pairs well with salumi & cheese
Make-ahead? Yes — improves with rest Yes — 3–4 weeks refrigerated Ideal for feast workflow

Elven Lembas – Tolkien-Inspired Sweet Cream Biscuits

Elven Lembas (Sweet Cream Biscuits)

Elven lembas inspired sweet cream biscuits for waybread and second breakfast

The famed waybread of the Elves—simple, sustaining, and surprisingly tender.

Our take is a lightly sweet cream biscuit (think quick scone) that bakes up soft inside with gentle crunch on top. Perfect for tea, travel, or—naturally—second breakfast.

Apple & Blackberry Tartlets – Hobbit-Inspired Dessert

Apple & Blackberry Tartlets

Apple and blackberry tartlets for a Shire dessert spread

“I could eat anything in the wide world now… but not an apple!” — Fili

Rustic tartlets brimming with orchard apples and hedgerow blackberries, glossed with a spoon of jam. They’re simple, juicy, and very Shire-coded.

Braised Red Cabbage with Bacon & Apple – Hobbit Feast Side

Braised Red Cabbage with Bacon & Apple

Braised red cabbage with bacon and apple for a Middle-earth feast

“Can I have some bacon?” — Pippin

Sweet-tart braised red cabbage with bacon and apple brings bright color and cozy flavor to the table. It’s the sort of farmhouse pan you’d expect in any well-run Hobbit hole.